President Bush told me that global warming is a myth and that he knows' cuz GOD personally told him. He also said beware the tyranny of evil men who hide in caves and plot sinister happenings to the unsuspecting masses. He elaborated by convincing me to let him tap my phones and telling me that though the sky looks blue it is really purple. Then he scored me a great job at the new Wal-Mart but told me if i prayed hard and went to bed early i could get a job working at the local Exxon station. He also said GOD hates FAGS!!!!

I don't know. If the Antarctic melts, just think of all the new land we can drill for oil on! As it stands, Greenland will soon be ripe for the plucking. I suggest we seize it from Canada (or whoever owns it) as soon as possible. We could claim it's to better secure our borders, maybe?

"Eloquently weaves the science of global warming with Al Gore’s personal history and lifelong commitment to reversing the effects of global climate change."

Al Gore is going to save us from the sun.

Do you realize how fucking insane that sounds?

Does Al or any of you Lib Retards realize that "the highest temperature ever recorded" stands for the last MAYBE 200 years of, if you believe Sir Darwin, the last 100,000,000,000 years?!

Don't get me wrong - our rivers, lakes, oceans are precious and shouldn't be squandered using them as trashbins for our technological advances, but don't oversell our puny, 20,000 year lease on this planet: Earth will be hear long, long after you, me and our SUV's are gone, and the cockroach people may just get a nice buzz after finding a way to smoke polyethylene and styrofoam in their hookahs.

as long as the earth will be "hear", im pretty sure we are all going to die anyway. viva la america!

Nate, you can't be a republican and a steelers fan at the same time can you? but who cares anyway there is more important things to discuss here. It's time to start the Niemster baby pool!!! Like the super bowl you can bet on pretty much anything. Day/time/minute/hour/ if it's raining, will it be Mitchell or Ava or twins, will Holly punch Matt in the face during labor? How many times will she punch him? Morning, afternoon, night, dusk, dawn, will the kid be born with hair, will it be black, will Matt take digital photos of the birth and post it on his website, didn't i tell you the possibilities are endless.

I'll have $100 that it turns out gay.

i'm libertarian. and all brownie fans are commie pinko faggot transvestite hick white trash kiwi nigger honky gook panface injun whoores. So go wash that fishstank out of that filthy vagina you planted around that pig mouth of yours.

I love your body, Larry.

-Fletch.

MMMM, i love it when Nate talks dirty, he makes me homo erectus.

I'm glad Niemster has once again shown me the light. What was I thinking listening to scientists, experts in the field of global climate, and the guy who invented the internet. I should really listen to a guy who takes pictures of shopping carts, and the republican politicians who have always had my best interests at heart. The planet is just the way god created it ten thousand years ago. How can I contribute to the Santorum re-election campaign?