April 17, 2006
Any Day Now
My wife got back from her weekly appointment and the Doctor says that she can go at any time now. She is due on April 24th, but it doesn't look that she'll last that long. So let the predictions begin: boy/girl, weight, length, time, date, ethnicity, whatever...
And no, I won't be eating the placenta.
I'm laying 10-1 its going to be a 4 lb. hairless squirrell. Born on a full moon, under a bad sign.
Posted by: Jimmy "Vegas" Coon at April 17, 2006 3:48 PMI've got fifty bucks that says it's half robot, and only wants to breed with shopping carts.
Posted by: Josh at April 18, 2006 7:57 AMI'll say it was Col. Mustard...
in the study...
with a CANDLESTICK!!!!!
I'm going to guess he comes out as a 37 year old unemployed NASCAR enthusiast. He'll probably weigh 270 lb and have a bit of a drinking problem. Picture Carl from ATHF.
Best of luck!
Posted by: BA at April 18, 2006 10:10 AMYou saw "Alien" right? Remember that part? Or that scene in "Nightmare on Elm Street" where Freddy cuts Johnny Depp's stomach open and Freddy's face comes out?
Just kidding, birth is a beautiful blessing from nature. really.
Posted by: Nate at April 18, 2006 10:04 PMI'll eat it (the placenta not the baby).
Posted by: bob at April 19, 2006 5:55 PMHow about a live webcast of the birth? Preferably with a "south of the border" cam angle. Lemme know what you think.
Posted by: Josh at April 20, 2006 1:39 PMSince i've become an expert in determining the sex by how the host carries the demon seed i'm predicting that this one will be a girl. It will be born at 7:27 am, after Holly has punched Matt in the face six times.
Posted by: Larry at April 20, 2006 2:53 PMGAY, I TELL YOU! GAY AS A WINDOW!!! Little moustache and a leather waistcoat. GAY!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Snoop! at April 21, 2006 10:55 AM