March 14, 2006
La-MAZE-ing
We attended a Lamaze class over the past weekend. The wife and I opted for the Lamaze in a weekend class instead of spreading it out over a few weeks. The class wasn't bad. I was expecting to do a bunch of breathing exercises, but that wasn't the focus of the class. The class basically let us know what to expect during the labor. There wasn't any mention of where I get my valium during the delivery, but I'm sure I'll be able to figure that out when the time comes.
Posted by Matt Niemi at March 14, 2006 4:24 PMyour not going to be in the delivery room while the birth takes place are you? I would wait outside and smoke a cigar
Posted by: D Niemi at March 14, 2006 5:16 PMTom got some.
Posted by: Nate at March 14, 2006 5:50 PMDon't take any chances man, contact your local neighborhood street dealer and make sure you have the proper medication before labor begins. In fact, you should put it on the checklist.
Hospital, Car Keys, Suitcase, Wife, Valium.
Check! No lets rock.
why you censor my deep thoughts about valium and the high quality of street dealers? now you will kneel before zod.
Posted by: el kono at March 15, 2006 8:35 PMLazy yuppie scum!!!!! by the way that clap your hands say yeah is brilliant. i must agree with p-fork in that it's the best talking heads album in the last 20years.
Posted by: el kono at March 16, 2006 11:08 PM