March 22, 2006
Dungeons & Dragons
I confess. Growing up I played Dungeons & Dragons. I didn't pay much attention to all the warnings from religious fanatics that the roleplaying game would take over my life. Hell, there was even a made-for-tv movie starring Tom Hanks that warned of the dangers of roleplaying games such as D&D.
The warnings of satanic rituals and drug use don't hold a candle to the following video you are about to see. THIS is what can happen to you if you play Dungeons & Dragons. Now, that is chilling stuff.
Posted by Matt Niemi at March 22, 2006 4:01 PMoh yeah I remember u and cousin Kurt dressin up like those fools and playin some D&D LOSERS!!!!
Posted by: D Niemi at March 22, 2006 9:54 PMThat was awesome. These must have been human calculators - I can't imagine having to deduct all those hit points in my head, especially with geekasaurous yelling "lightning bolt, lightning bolt" all the time.
Posted by: Nate at March 23, 2006 8:04 AMUh not to get off topic or anything but why has there been no post on the demise of one JOEY HARRINGTON? The poor scmuck is now destined for back up roles and possibly a shot on next season's Bachelor. What about the Lions new QB signees? Jon Kitna and Josh McCown, that's one formidable duo. Do not fret though Matt, the boys in Brownstown have managed to sign a bunch of aging ex-Patriots. Yee-haw. 6-10 and more yinzer celebrating.
Posted by: Larry at March 23, 2006 10:30 AMThe Lion's should try to sign that fat "lightning bolt" guy as their QB. Did you see the arm on that kid?
Posted by: Josh at March 23, 2006 11:00 AMKid? That dude was in his 40s. Joey will not be missed.
Posted by: Matt at March 23, 2006 11:26 AMWhat Larry fails to realize is the entire LIONS organization has become a "NON" news affair. It doesn't matter if the NFL gives them the 1st 15 picks in the upcoming draft they will stink for enternity. (or get good enough to make you think eh maybe us?) Now the Brownies on the other hand...they still are on the "Never been to a Super Bowl"list that is ever shrinking but I am sure some of the nice Steeler fans have reminded Larry of this once or twice in his lifetime.
Posted by: TEDD at March 23, 2006 12:43 PMThe best line of that movie was "there's blood on my knife. I think I killed someone." said by a very whiny and frantic Tom Hanks. Too funny.
whatever dude, you ever try and assault an enchanted cave full of ogres with only a level 7 cleric at your side?
im still working on my 1,000 sided die. its gonna be killer.