February 13, 2006
Please Decipher This Spam
Sometimes I like to check in on my Junk mailbox to see what the spammers are up to. I came across the following message and someone really needs to find a new translation program. Obviously from the subject line, the message was supposed to be about penis enlargement.
Subject: SHY TO FCUK WITH UR SHORT GUN? L0NGER 3" INSTANTLY teacher
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Matt,
We know yours is big enough, you have a bun in the oven. But forget whatever that is supposed to say and order those purple pills off the TV man. They work man, you can tell by the cheesey swimming pool commercials can't you? Being a pharmacist I can tell when something is bogus or not.
I know they have a tough time translating Japanese directly into english.
Posted by: Nate at February 13, 2006 4:28 PM