The only comment this is worthy of is that this was a feeble entry in what is otherwise a valuable addition to my daily entertainment. I hereby stand in protest against any further comments on this entry.

You're better than this.

Dr. Phil and Match.com are my first sponsors. You better get used to seeing his mug on this site.

So can I date Dr. Phil? I want to rub his bald noggin while he juggles my nuts and tells me how stupid I am.

Date night at Case De Metz -

Josh: "thataboy Phil, that mustache feels right"

Phil: "you CAN'T reach fulFILment, when your BALLS cant tell your NOGGIN' what it likes on their SUNDAE's!!"

he looks like a fuckn cop. bald with a mustache... like his hair fell onto his lip... what a kook.