December 12, 2005
Possible Schwarzenegger One-Liners
California Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, denied clemency for Stanley "Tookie" Williams. I don't really have any comments on the issue of the death penalty. My first thought when I read the news were possible one-liners Schwarzenegger may have used when he came to his decision.
"Mercy?! I'm afraid that my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy." -Arnold as Mr. Freeze in the fantastically bad Batman & Robin.
Oh, there has to be more than that. Feel free to add your own.
Posted by Matt Niemi at December 12, 2005 6:44 PM"It's not 'A nice night for a walk', Tookie." (Terminator adaptation)
Posted by: Nate at December 12, 2005 10:33 PMHowdy, Stranger! This is Hauser. If things have gone wrong, I'm talking to myself, and *you've* got a wet towel wrapped around your head. (last words to Tookie, courtesy "Total Recall"
Posted by: Nate at December 13, 2005 10:46 AM"Hey, Lighthead! Hey, Christmas Tree!" (taunting Tookie, courtesy "The Running Man".)
Posted by: Nate at December 13, 2005 10:56 AM"You won't be back."
Posted by: Matt at December 13, 2005 11:01 AMYou're a funny man, Tookie, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last. (Courtesy, Commando)
Posted by: Nate at December 13, 2005 11:22 AMAllow me to break the ice, Tookie. My name is Arnold. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom. (courtesy Batman & Robin)
Posted by: Nate at December 13, 2005 11:55 AMDo either of you people have jobs? I prefer Conan Arnold where he doesn't actually say anything, just grunts and wields a large phallic sword.
Posted by: Larry at December 13, 2005 2:03 PMcrush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
Posted by: Nate at December 13, 2005 4:27 PMI can't believe you didn't get a better response. Bob's usually good for a couple ahnold lines.
Posted by: Nate at December 13, 2005 4:29 PMI'm going to make like Magic Johnson and give you a lethal injection.
Posted by: Josh at December 13, 2005 10:56 PMI'ts time for the electrifying conclusion Tookie.
Posted by: Josh at December 13, 2005 10:58 PMI'm the party pooper. (Courtesy, "Kindergarten Cop").
Posted by: Burns at December 14, 2005 12:09 PM