November 4, 2005
Roethlisberger's Knee
Man, the Pittsburgh media is obsessed with Big Ben's knee. I guess KDKA needs to fill their three straight hours of news in the afternoon with something. Yeah that's right, KDKA has three hours of news from four to seven Monday through Friday. So you can only imagine what kind of coverage they dedicate to Roethlisberger's knee. They interviewed people on the street, a doctor, and the knee itself.
Other quarterback news has Joey Harrington taking over the reins of the Lions woeful offense. God help us Lions fans.
Posted by Matt Niemi at November 4, 2005 8:34 AMhahahahahahahahaha- ef ben and his gimpy knee, homestead charlie batch? good god trent dilfer's looking better and better, hell joey harrington or uber-gay jeff garcia look better, here's hoping ben misses the cleveland game and maddox is healthy enough to play so he can throw 3INTs 2 of which will be returned for TDs and the Browns beat the yinzers 17-9.
Posted by: larry at November 4, 2005 10:03 AMI don't know what you're getting excited about Larry. The Steelers could start Myron Cope as QB and still crush the Browns. In fact, I bet you could put eleven muppets in Steeler uniforms on the field and the Browns would still lose 2-0.
Posted by: Josh at November 4, 2005 2:03 PMIn typical Lion Fan style all I can say is "No Comment"
Posted by: Tedd at November 4, 2005 2:44 PMthat is right I deserve the press because I am the almighty knee of big Ben bow to the KNEE!!!
Posted by: big Bens knee at November 4, 2005 11:37 PMbig ben? clocks have knees? man... im confused.
Posted by: jurgen at November 4, 2005 11:51 PMWow. Joey was Craptastic! Got to watch the whole game. And geez the whole ball club steppedc upt to help him out too!
Posted by: Nate at November 6, 2005 7:50 PMi retract my maddox comment and hope for crackhead charlie batch to start after watching his brilliant display of pigskin prowess, though i heard that big bum keeps pointing to his knee and pointing to the sky in hopes that his lord and savior, one jesus h. christ, will repair him in time for the all important battle with cleveland.
Posted by: larry at November 7, 2005 10:15 AMThe cartilage that was removed from Ben's knee will don a steelers helmet and defeat the browns on its own.
Posted by: Josh at November 7, 2005 3:25 PMdem's fighting words red
i challenge you, monsiuer metz, to a duel, texas tommies at twelve paces, whoever can eat the whole thing and not shit themselves wins.