June 17, 2005
Doe Eyed Moron Has No Shame
The doe eyed moron known as the "Runaway Bride" may be getting her own made-for-tv movie. Time and money was wasted looking for this woman with a vacant stare, and instead of being embarrassed about her actions she's going to make a movie about her pitiful ordeal.
Here's the story in case you had decided to forget about it: She couldn't handle the pressure of marrying the town tool and decided to concoct a story of her own kidnapping. She even claimed that she was sexually assaulted. The plan was premeditated and authorities wasted their time tracking her down. She was found in New Mexico, I think, and her fiance (the tool) decides to take her back. Does this man have absolutely no other prospects in his life? Not sure who the bigger loser is in this story the "Runaway Bride" or her tool fiance.
Posted by Matt Niemi at June 17, 2005 1:43 PMI am wide open when it comes to using the word "tool" as you used it BUT man you overused, abused and wore it out in that post.
Posted by: toolman at June 17, 2005 4:57 PMi agree with toolman as for that situation I am confused on who is the bigger loser the crazy female for making it a national story? or the man for stating he will still marry her? strange as hell!!! then again perhaps it was a big scheme to make millions on the movie deal
Posted by: D Niemi at June 18, 2005 3:16 PMBon voyage, sayanora, arriva derci
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You irked me - because you copy and falsify
And I don't care how many step up, cause you all can try
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Check the technique
Matt, your following is broadening.
Nate
Posted by: Nate at June 19, 2005 6:51 PMNo clue what or who that is?
Posted by: Matt at June 19, 2005 9:11 PM"guru"???? how original.
Posted by: jurgen at June 20, 2005 8:33 PMOne good thing about this tv movie is that it will give work to either Erin Moran or Tori Spelling. As for the tool it has to be Dustin Diamond. That's right Screech from Saved By the Bell. Since he beat up Horshack on Celebrity Boxing he has been looking for work, and this role is perfect for him.
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Posted by: rap star at June 22, 2005 11:11 AM