hey matt see the pitchfork pan of the malkmus show? cried naked naked foul

I been noticin
That you been flakin and perpetratin
and even wit yo picture takin
That ain't no brothers on this site.

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Brothers are amused by others brother’s reps
But the thing they know best is where the gun is kept
’cause in the night, you’ll feel fright
And at the sight of a 4-5th, I guess you just might
Wanna do a dance or two
’cause they could maybe bust you for self or wit a crew
No matter is you or your brother’s a star
He could pop you in check without a getaway car
And some might say that he’s a dummy
But sticking you and taking all of your money
It’s a daily operation
He might be loose in the park or lurking at the train station
Mad brothers know his name
So he thinks he got a little fame
From the stick-up game
And while we’re blaming society
He’s at a party with his man
They got their eye on the gold chain
That the next man’s wearing
It looks big but they ain’t staring
Just thinking of a way and when to get the brother
They’ll be long gone before the kid recovers
And back around the way, he’ll have the chain on his neck
Claimin’ respect, just to get a rep

yeah matt, dont perpetrate or fake. apparently its not good for your health. you better come up on some hustlin photos soon. (?) maybe some chain snatchin photos. or wait, did he mean put a photo of some brothers? did he mean it the way black people use it, or did he mean it in the biological sort of way?
wait – or is he talking about jacking you for that g-unit spinner medallion you always wear out to gooskis?

Good to hear Batman is good. Is the guy who played Batman also the guy from American Pyscho?

I'm batshit for batman.

What the fuck Matt? There are real live zombie dogs in Pittsburgh, and I'm still reading about Batman on here. I'm going to have to look for a better news source. ZOMBIE FUCKING DOGS!!!! IN FUCKING PITTSBURGH!!!! And I'm looking at pictures of a slug. WHooooHooo!!! A slug! If you had video of that slug it might be even more dull. Get with it Neimster. Or I'm taking my web-browsing elswhere!

This post is for other Niemster fans who use this site as thier primary source of information. I found some other news sources on the web, and here it goes. There's still fighting going on in Iraq, the Pirates are on their way to another losing season, it's hot outside, and um, oh yeah, THERE'S ZOMBIE FUCKING DOGS IN FUCKING PITTSBURGH!!!