April 11, 2005
The President's Playlist!
I could not escape this worthless story today. There was a New York Times article on Bush’s iPod playlist and it was also featured on ABC Nightly News. Why is this news? Here’s a sampling of what is on his iPod, if you care:
John Fogerty, “Centerfield”
Van Morrison, “New Biography,” “Brown Eyed Girl”
Slayer, “Devil Bile”
John Hiatt, “Circle Back”
Alan Jackson, “9/11 Makes Me Cry”
N.W.A., “Fuck tha Police”
Alejandro Escovedo, “Vote Republicano”
Divinyls, “I Touch Myself”
Joni Mitchell, “(You’re So Square) Baby, I Don’t Care”
The Wiggles, “Drink Your Milk”
The Gourds, “El Paso”
AC/DC, “Balls in My Pants”
Color Me Badd, “Baby I Love Your Boobs”
James McMurtry, “Valley Road”
The Thrills, “Say It Ain’t So”
The Knack, “My Sharona” (Not a joke)
El Debarge, “Stay With Me Until We Do It”
Posted by Matt Niemi at April 11, 2005 6:30 PMno fucking way is bush listen to slayer or n.w.a. this a fantastic piss take that the "legimate" press failed to verify and ran with. though on further inspection that list looks very suspect like the niemster made it up so he could finally get a response, hmmm evil niemster evil niemster...
Posted by: lorenzo lamas at April 11, 2005 9:16 PMwell lets see here....
Color Me Badd, ââ¬ÅBaby I Love Your Boobsââ¬Â
well who doesnt?
Alan Jackson, ââ¬Å9/11 Makes Me Cryââ¬Â
maybe so he can stay prez?
well im done,,,
dumb fuckers... the masses aren't that stupid NWA?
Posted by: james at April 14, 2005 1:27 AMOk matt i'll tell you why this is news. Centerfield is where he thinks he is because he is the most powerful (and stupidest) man in the world. Brown eyed girl dumb slut that died in iraq he probably felt bad for. Devil bile is obviously oil (duh). 9/11 made him cry cause he actualy had to work a bit. Fuck tha police means, "I'm the presisdent and i want to do coke!". Vote republicano is come to the U.S. and get locked in a trailer to die. I touch myself means his wife is a dyke. Plus she's to square (get it). Drink your milk is oil. El paso is fuck sweaty mexicans. Balls in my pants is his christ like landing on the aircraft carrier when the iraqi war was over. (????) I love your boots is what he said to his dyke wife while snorting coke. Valley road is where he bought coke. Say it ain't so is when jessica lynch did coke. My sharona is what he calls coke. Finally stay with me till we do it means the next line of coke. Oh yeah and GW also injected himself with a mutant strain of stupid. It causes him to make bad decisions about the economy and wear flight suits with ball enhancers (and do coke). Life is not worth living. Praise allah (and coke).
Posted by: bob at April 15, 2005 10:41 PMYou're so full of it. You know that Bush loves to listen to William Hung's version of "She Bangs". As he tells Cheney, "that song rocks gramps."