Super Bowl Ads

I can't believe there are people that actually watch the Super Bowl for the commercials. I can save you all a lot of time with a brief preview of what the ads will probably contain:

• One of the twenty Pepsi ads will feature a talking animal.
• Budweiser and Miller Lite will portray men as mindless beer zombies.
• Tax preparers will make you aware of the impending tax season.
• Upcoming summer blockbusters will entice the easily amused.
• Boner pills.
• Some restaurant named McDonald's will let America know that they sell hamburgers.
• At least one dead celebrity's image will be used to sell cars. (Is it too soon for Johnny Carson to sell some Kia Spectras?)
• Subway Jared will eat an entire sub in one bite.
• Janet Jackson will be in an ad making fun of last year's halftime show appearance.
• Talking babies.