Bad Movie Monday: 666 Demon Child

666 Demon Child is a movie that makes you think, "Can I possibly take a week off over the Summer, film a movie, and release it in a handful of Blockbuster video stores by 2006?" After sitting through eighty-four minutes of 666, you may think it is very possible. The sound quality, acting, and the rubber doll used for the demon child are all terrible. It is a bad movie smorgasbord.

Our story begins with an old Indian man harvesting some demon eggs on an Indian reservation in the desert. While he's walking home at night, he is hit by a camper full of twenty-somethings and a old man who is an archaeologist. One of the twenty-somethings gathers up a demon egg and stashes it in the camper. You think he may have made mistake number one?

The first demon child attack scene is surprisingly bad, even for this movie. The screaming of the demon child is produced by the crying of a baby looped over the hissing of a cat. Victim number one never stood a chance.

After the first attack, one of the teens utters some famous last words, "Could I be alone?" As she showers to remove the blood from her body, she is attacked and killed. Shocking! Attack number two is even worse than the first. Our crew of camper cruisers is now down to four and the camper won't start. No way.

When stuck in the middle of the desert, make sure to send the elderly for help. That's exactly what our stranded victims do. The old man is the next victim. It eventually comes down to a girl who uses an ancient sword to kill the little demon child, but unfortunately for mankind there is a mountain full of demon eggs. My lord no! -The end.

Highlights: Worst horror film screams, ever; Worst desert exhaustion scene, ever; Indian guy constantly forgets his lines; Kept the door open for Demon Child II.