u think u could of made a shot on them Matt? those hobo deer are very tasty looks like u had a solid backround the shot would of been a safe one with the cement wall behind them

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AL-QUEDA DEER TRY TO DERAIL TRAIN IN PITTSBURGH

Enemies of America come in all shapes and sizes as the justice dept. released this photo of a sleeper cell located in Pittsburgh. The deer apparently slipped into the country from Canada and are now attempting to derail trains in the Pittsburgh metropolitan area. Outgoing Justice Dept. Head John Asscroft said, "They might look all warm and fuzzy and seem friendly like Bambi but these deer are trained killers. The El Queso come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, and spice levels and are the enemies of freedom." The whereabouts of the deer are unknown but were last seen grazing in Schenley Park.

They obviously aren't carrying hankerchiefs on a stick so they're not hobo's stupid!!!

Al-Quadeer?

Just over a week after The Niemster spotted these suspicious looking deer wandering train tracks in Shadyside, a train carrying hazardous chemicals derails into the Allegheny river. Coincidence? How can you be so sure? Fellow Americans, we must steel our resolve and bring open season to these terrorists. Pick up your rifles and eradicate these woodland freedom haters. Don't let those big brown eyes and ears fool you. Given a chance they would kill you and your entire family. Thank God that The Niemster remains vigilant!