December 15, 2004
"Dimebag" Darrell Joins the Kiss Army in the Sky
Since some of you brought up the senseless murder of "Dimebag," I thought you would like to know that he will be buried in an official Kiss casket. Thanks to the thoughtful donation by Gene Simmons.
Nothing classes up a funeral like a casket shaped like Gene Simmons' tongue.
Posted by Matt Niemi at December 15, 2004 11:12 AMThat's SWEET!
I've already convinced Kenny G to give me one of his signature caskets when I die!
L8R
Posted by: nelson at December 15, 2004 1:24 PMso if i choose to be creamated is there a Kiss erne my loved one can place me in?Hail to the Kiss ARMY!!
Posted by: D Niemi at December 17, 2004 2:47 PMI'll buy a KISS casket but only if I can stuff Gene Simmons in it and bury it. Preferably with "I wanna rock and roll all night" playing on repeat inside.
Posted by: Josh at December 17, 2004 4:45 PMThe only thing worse than Gene Simmons using a man's death to promote his cheesey rock band is that the interviewer actually said it was beautiful. Beautiful? How about disgusting, tacky, pathetic?
Posted by: Dan at December 20, 2004 9:38 AMHmmm....I think Gene is a big proponent of the death penalty
Posted by: Tedd at December 21, 2004 12:45 PM