December 1, 2004
America's Favorite Tools Wish You a Merry Christmas
It
has been a few days since I've seen Jessica Simpson's face smeared across my
television screen in some way, shape, or form. Luckily, she will be weighing
in with her very own Christmas
Special on ABC. Of course, her tool husband Nick will be along for the ride.
I'm sure this special will be the equivalent of twenty Christmases wrapped into
one!
What a coincidence. Jessica has a new Christmas album in stores now. You don't think that will be mentioned on tonight's special? Here are some details that ABC highlights on their web site: Bing Crosby (Why, Bing why?) sings a magical rendition of "White Christmas"; Ashlee Simpson and Jessica "sing" a duet of "Little Drummer Boy"; Nick's group 98 Degrees reunites to sing "I'll Be Home For Christmas" (Wow, I hardly knew they broke up).
Posted by Matt Niemi at December 1, 2004 10:11 AMAfter viewing said show i find it amazing that you don't feel the same as i, jessica and nick are two of the most talented people on the planet. First off, Jessica has huge cans, she sings a little and has huge cans. She also promotes acne medicine on the assorted gambling and third world networks which are tops on my viewing list. its admirable for a girl with such huge cans to admit she once had skin trouble. I did notice that her ass is getting a little fat though and i am worried that nick might start banging strippers again like it said in the enquirer thus ending what is swiftly becoming the 21st century sonny&cher. and lets not forget the wonderful nick lachey, he has the comic genius of pauly shore, the acting chops of donny wahlburg, and he's from cincinnati, i can only wait for nick and jessica's new years rocking eve or nick and jessica's groundhog day spectacular or the arbor day extravanganza where they plant a tree and we stare at jessica's huge cans, god bless nick and jessica and god bless the usa
Posted by: Larry aka kono aka nop at December 2, 2004 9:43 AMJesus is smiling right now. Really.
Posted by: bobbydayliner at December 2, 2004 9:01 PMYes my son bobbydayliner I am smiling. I smile because I know they die in a car crash in 1 year and join the devil in the bowles of hell. Damnation to you all. Happy f***ing birthday to me indeed. Big J out.
Posted by: Christinheaven at December 2, 2004 9:04 PMGREEN DAY RULES YOU FAG
Posted by: concernedcitizen at December 3, 2004 11:13 AM98 Degrees broke up?? Why go on living!?!?!??
Posted by: Dan at December 6, 2004 10:57 AM