October 26, 2004
Replace Them With Monkeys
The Pennsylvania Turnpike toll collectors are planning a strike. The job of collecting tolls is about as difficult as eating soup. Replace these workers with machines or at the very least monkeys with cute little PA Turnpike uniforms.
Posted by Matt Niemi at October 26, 2004 1:40 PMThose guys make $18 an hour?!? That's crazy.
I'm looking forward to the strike. It will make the trip to Pittburgh much cheaper -- Especially under Matt's monkey plan.
Do you think the monkey's would throw poo at my car if i stiffed them on the toll?
Posted by: BA at October 27, 2004 2:52 PMSoup is hot.
Why are the managers unable to figure out how to charge the actual tolls? All the drivers have to figure out how much they owe and hand them money. Are the managers monkeys? Is it more difficult to count out change than manage a bunch of overpayed drones?
Posted by: Gwendy at October 27, 2004 3:14 PMTry eating soup with a 2 pronged fork faggot.
Posted by: pa worker at October 27, 2004 11:37 PMListen turnpike toll collectors are all gainfully employed and i'd rather have them pay taxes then collect unemployment or welfare. Then again Jello Biafra had it right when he said we should just kill the poor. Besides you dolt's it's a known fact that monkeys have the intellectual capacity of a three-year old child. Look it up. Though i must admit that's more than most managers, but i prefer my monkeys to be the free fun-loving type, not some snotty psuedo-intellectual, yuppie in training driving a lexus and sneering at everyone not of their social station. What the hell's a gwendy? It sounds like a horrible flavor ben&jerry's. mackerel and feces anyone?
Posted by: john q public at October 29, 2004 1:47 PM