Bad Movie Monday: A Boy and His Dog

Don Johnson stars in this post apocalyptic film and as the title suggests he travels the earth with his dog named Blood. Blood can talk, but Don is the only one who can hear him. The dog is smarter than Don Johnson's character. Don and the Dog travel the wastelands of the America searching for canned food and women. Don uses his dog to sniff out women and then he proceeds to have his way with them.

An underground society known as "Topeka" sends up a woman to lure Don Johnson down to their totalitarian society. Jason Robards is the mayor of the clown faced town and wants to use Don Johnson as a stud to impregnate the women of Topeka. Unfortunately, underground living renders men sterile. Don Johnson is more than happy to take part in this activity, but unbeknownst to him there is no intercourse involved. He is hooked up to a "milking" machine which sucks out Don's demon seed.

Don and the woman who lured him down to Topeka eventually escape back to the surface of earth. I won't ruin the ending for you, but it's like a bad joke punch line.

Highlights: Unexplained clown makeup on the citizens of Topeka; The beginning starts off where Dr. Strangelove leaves off; They have awful porn in post apocalyptic America; A slow moving, clown faced, neck breaking, robot; Where was Tubbs?