May 24, 2004
Bad Movie Monday: Troll 2
I
have sat through this gem about five times and the acting and dialogue may be
the worst I have ever seen. This movie had to be some sort of film school project
and for some reason MGM slapped their name on it. They recently released Troll
and Troll 2 on DVD. Troll 2 has
nothing to do with the first Troll movie. Mainly because the film does not have
any trolls in it! How absurd is that? Not one troll in a movie that is titled
Troll 2. The film does include goblins in a town named Nilbog.
Highlights: No trolls; Terrible acting; Teenager killed by popcorn. (I think); Nilbog is goblin spelled backwards!; Young Joshua pisses all over his family's dinner; Exploding goblins; An ending that leaves the door open for Troll 3.
Best Line: Would you like some fruit Joshua? The fruit is still very good.
Posted by Matt Niemi at May 24, 2004 11:00 AMMatt your comments on the movies are some of the best I have read in a long time. I am going to incorporate the line: 'Spaceship: Halt the flow of time.' into my normal daily speech.
Thanks for the laughs.
Bill
Posted by: Bill Thomas at May 25, 2004 10:15 AMWow, Bill Thomas reads Mattniemi.com!! Bill, give the blog a shout out next time you're on the House floor. Also, don't be afraid to call the cops on Rangel again - he's a jerk.
Posted by: BA at May 25, 2004 1:37 PMso perhaps i can convince the folks @ MGM to throw some $$$ my way for a movie entitled Mercer County Mayhem the premise would be some redneck youngster reakin havoc all while drinkin some Milwaukee's Best hmmm sounds kinda like my youthful days
Posted by: D Niemi at May 26, 2004 10:15 AMSave the soup for last.
Posted by: King Stahome at May 27, 2004 5:49 PMSome fruit sounds lovely. Thank you.
Posted by: Joshua at June 7, 2004 8:09 PM