May 10, 2004
Bad Movie Monday: Hard To Kill
The
1990 revenge flick titled Hard to
Kill stars the one and only Steven Seagal. He breaks many arms and grows
a giant goatee while in a coma. Seagal plays maverick cop Nico and unfortunately
for the bad guys he is hard to kill. The tagline of this film says it all, "Nico's
back and this time he's even more harder to kill."
Highlights: Seagal's goatee; The completely unpredictable love story with Kelly LeBrock; Arm breaking; Fantastic Seagal dialogue.
Best line: You can take that to the bank Senator...the blood bank.
Posted by Matt Niemi at May 10, 2004 9:01 AM
Good choice for Bad Movie Monday. If you liked Hard to Kill you will love Marked for Death. Stevey Seagal takes on a drug dealing Jamiacan posse. Lots of arm breaking, but no goatee. Although he does kill the head of the posse and then have to take on his twin brother. That's right, I said twin brother. Does it get any better than that?
Posted by: Dan at May 10, 2004 1:33 PM~I have a bad feeling that Seagal will be the kind of actor who thinks everyone digs him and thinks he's great, who will stick around till he's 95 making bad movies for bad money, much longer than his 15 minutes of fame would ever allow.~
Posted by: btezra at May 10, 2004 5:36 PMyeah Seagal movies i remember a time when i would watch them they r rather funny the sad thing is they r not comedies i remember the Jamiacan posse the other Dan speaks of SCARY!!!
Posted by: D Niemi at May 10, 2004 9:14 PM