A Wild Turkey Attacked My House

Minutes ago, something hit my house. Living in a city (Pittsburgh), I just figured that it was some punk kids throwing rocks. I ran downstairs out the front door and to my surprise I saw a wild turkey running down my street. A woman witnessed the flight of the giant bird and she said it flew right into the side of my house. She then asked if there are a lot of turkeys around here. Uh, no.

WWSSD?: I couldn't help but think, "What would Steven Seagal do?" I'll tell you what he'd do. He'd go break that bird's neck. So I'm off to do some neck breakin'.