December 17, 2004
Advertising Will Bring the Young Ones to Pittsburgh
Forget about the fact that property taxes are out of control in this city. Forget about the depressed job market. Forget about the tax increases and the cuts to public transportation. Forget about all of that and enjoy the advertising that will lure young people to this fair city.
Posted by Matt Niemi at December 17, 2004 01:19 PM
IM SOLD IM SOLD IM SOLD IM SOLD
Pittsburgh is the place for me, those ads are soooo cool, hip, groovy, who cares about buses anyway, maybe if THEY cut public transportation all the poor people will be forced to move to small rural villages and farm and we the youth can turn those depressed ghettos into artists colonies with expensive lofts, it'll be so boho man, smoking clove cigarettes and having butt love mmmm smell the butt love yummy yummy
Let's pretend for a second that these ads might actually work. What fucking good does it do do run the ads locally? Matt, you should start advertising your website... on your website. Who keeps keeps giving these hippies and coffee shop yahoos money?
Posted by: Josh at December 17, 2004 04:38 PMGood point Josh. In addition, jobs bring people to cities not freaking happy fuzzy ads and posters. But not to worry, slick Eddy (aka Governor Ed Rendell) has a quick fix, SLOTS BABY, SLOTS!!!!!! He will rebuild Philly on the backs of these one armed bandits then proceed to Allegheny County and help out the Burgh. Just sit back and wait for you Real Estate tax refund.
Posted by: Tedd at December 21, 2004 12:50 PM