Bad Movie Monday: Batman & Robin

How many Hollywood heavyweights could they fit into this comic book flick? Not enough. This film was unbelievably horrible even for the woeful Batman series. The story involves Mr. Freeze (Schwarzenegger) and Poison Ivy (Uma Thurman) battling Batman (George Clooney) and Robin (Chris O'Donnell) for the city of Gotham. Uh, who cares? Oh yeah, and to make matters worse Alicia Silverstone takes on the daunting role of Batgirl. Also, director Joel Schumacher proves that he is unable to make a good film no matter what the budget.

Highlights: Chris O'Donnell proves to the world that he may be the worst actor alive; Almost every sentence out of Schwarzenegger's mouth is a pun that somehow incorporates the cold (ie. "Everybody chill," "Ice to meet you," or "Mercy?! I'm afraid that my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy."); Alicia Silverstone as Batgirl.

Best line: "My name is Freeze, learn it well, for it's the chilling sound of your doom."